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Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
July 31, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Weekend: unlocked!"
July 30, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Finders, keepers!"
July 28, 2026
Rufus thinks, "No burgers. Only naps."
July 27, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Productivity: canceled."
July 26, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Enjoy the chill, human."
July 25, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Soak it all in!"
July 24, 2026
Rufus thinks, "See ya, suckers!"
July 23, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Almost showtime..."
July 22, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Special delivery, ice cold."
July 3, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Gnome does Fridays now."
July 1, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Midweek meltdown, incoming!"
June 28, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Brunch disaster, incoming!"
