The Daily Chronicle

Daily Mischief,
Delivered.

A daily cartoon chronicle of Rufus, the world's most devious beagle. No shoe is safe, no sandwich left behind.

Rufus the Beagle
BAD
TO THE
BONE

Daily feature

The Daily Scheme

Today's plot is still loading from Rufus's scheme generator.

Rufus is plotting today's move...

Generating Mischief

Rufus is drawing up today's scheme.

The daily cartoon is loading now. Bone voting will unlock as soon as the image lands.

Why it exists

A beagle-colored stage for one absurd scheme per day.

The site stores each daily cartoon, keeps the image in S3, and lets visitors score Rufus anonymously on a 1-5 bone scale.

What to do next

Judge today. Compare it to the archive. Return tomorrow.

Past cartoons can be sorted by newest, highest rated, or most viewed, so Rufus's strongest work floats to the top.

Rufus handler portrait Rufus close-up
"I don't chew your shoes to be mean. I do it to remind you I'm in charge."

The Files

Meet the Mastermind

Rufus isn't your average good boy. He's a calibrated chaos agent with a taste for petty crime, domestic sabotage, and the occasional strategic sandwich disappearance.

Evil Beagle documents the daily aftermath: one fresh cartoon, one recorded scheme, and one more reminder that a tri-colored beagle with ambition is a household-level event.

12k+ Pairs of shoes lost
1.2M Fellow accomplices
Mischief rating
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