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Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
July 3, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Gnome does Fridays now."
July 1, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Midweek meltdown, incoming!"
June 28, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Brunch disaster, incoming!"
June 27, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Crispy wins every time."
June 25, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Soaked before Friday!"
June 24, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Special delivery surprise!"
June 23, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Problem solved my way."
June 22, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Mondays need shortcuts."
June 21, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Who needs a napkin?"
June 20, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Chef hat next time."
June 19, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Friday’s under control."
June 18, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Almost too easy!"