The Vault
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Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
October 17, 2026
The warranty conversation stalled when the missing cushion wagged.
October 16, 2026
Three packages arrived. The porch grew one very rectangular leaf pile.
October 15, 2026
Convertibles nest when startled.
October 10, 2026
The crows rated the new security guard highly.
October 9, 2026
On the bright side, nobody had to rake the ceiling.
October 8, 2026
Take the apples out. Printers already jam for free.
October 6, 2026
Grandma always tests a crust with her thumb.
October 5, 2026
Her sweaters had entered the food chain; the apex predator was dragging in the heated blanket.
October 3, 2026
We said school run. Rufus chose propulsion.
October 2, 2026
Why did you teach him lacrosse?
October 1, 2026
His victory lasted exactly as long as it took her to hang up the leash.
September 30, 2026
Rufus, she was identifying pumpkins.
