The Vault
Archives
Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
September 16, 2026
I have apologized to the dryer.
September 15, 2026
Every yard contributed to the self-portrait.
September 13, 2026
He remembered which one called it adorable.
September 12, 2026
I taught Rufus facial recognition. He taught it one face.
September 11, 2026
Relax, he only robs people stuffed with straw.
September 10, 2026
The school had asked for one emergency contact, not an emergency beagle.
September 9, 2026
Ma'am, before today, "indoor acreage" was not a warranty category.
September 7, 2026
The cat would like the stencil entered as Exhibit A.
September 6, 2026
The driver photographed the package's last known address.
September 5, 2026
Do I harvest him or call the vet?
September 4, 2026
Take out the chicken. Keep the calculator.
September 3, 2026
She mistook the pause for obedience.
