The Vault
Archives
Every recorded Evil Beagle scheme, sortable by date, bone score, or homepage impressions. Follow the archive links to crawlable episode pages for each daily beagle cartoon.
May 8, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Thank Dog it’s Friday!"
May 7, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Operation: Bird Snacks"
May 6, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Special delivery: chaos"
May 5, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Tuesday? Hard pass."
May 4, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Monday motivation: delivered."
May 3, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Sunday, extra crispy!"
May 2, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Spring cleaning, my way!"
May 1, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Operation: Friday Freedom"
April 30, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Prime time prank setup"
April 29, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Midweek mischief: achieved."
April 28, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Not budging. It’s Tuesday."
April 27, 2026
Rufus thinks, "Monday masterpiece, achiev"